Sometimes a review of an electric razor on Amazon is more than just a review of an electric razor isn’t it? And sometimes it’s not even a review of an electric shaver. Sometimes you have say a review of an electric shaver on Amazon is basically someone just saying that they gifted the electric shaver to an ex-lover.
Maybe jelicalcat gave the the shaver to a bearded lover and this was the beginning of the end.
“Don’t you like it?”
“It’s not that. It’s just that I have a beard. Don’t you like my beard, is that what you’re saying?”
“Not everything is some fucking coded message. I just thought you might like it. It does beard trimming – it’s not just for people who want to be clean shaven. ”
” Well maybe, I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but I’ve always had a beard and it’s well maintained. I just think you could have saved yourself the money.”
“One, you do sound ungrateful – if you don’t want to sound ungrateful you need to stop displaying an absence of gratitude when someone gives you a present. Two, I thought maybe a new way to trim your beard might be helpful. I did a lot of research.”
“Well I think you don’t like my beard and you’re just backtracking.”
“That’s a horrible thing to say. I did a lot of research before purchasing this.”
“No-one is interested in the amount of research you did. You just mean you read a few reviews on Amazon. The only thing Amazon reviews are good for is for people who need content for a daily blog to use as the basis for some shit they write.”
“Well maybe if more people did the reviews there would be a better range of reviews.”
“Well I won’t be reviewing it because I won’t be fucking using it.”
“Oh, you’re pathetic. Enjoy your fucking shaver.”
“I WON’T. IT WILL BE LYING UNUSED IN A CUPBOARD YOU STUPID FUCK.”