Monthly Archives: May 2011

When you can hear someone shouting “I am not shouting” from 20 metres away you know they might be worth listening to.  This was the case with a woman in Sainsbury’s. It quickly became clear – as I took up … Continue reading →

Twas the morning after the night before – which for me meant waking up in a nursery at my mate Al’s house. I am nothing  if not placid when I wake up: note to the planet, if you have something … Continue reading →

Such was today’s hectic schedule that I had to limit my gym visit to 35 minutes.  Well it was either that or cut down my lying about doing nothing time before our lunch appointment.  A man can mess about with … Continue reading →

I watched a bit of Bread* this morning.  (And this isn’t me being sarcy) I loved Bread, and think it pretty much stands the test of time.  Sure, some of the stuff seeming to warrant laughter from the studio audience … Continue reading →

I haven’t seen Long Lost Family because I have no interest in the concept.  I happened to flick on it tonight and saw someone crying and quickly moved on.  You know who watches this kind of shit?  That’s right women.  Women … Continue reading →

I’m not sure about the ‘make your own price up’ system that seems to becoming more popular.  The first I heard of it was when Radiohead did it a couple of years ago.  And then I messed it up – … Continue reading →

I did  a proper meeting yesterday with flow-charts and stuff.  I am 33 in about 6 weeks and it was the first time I have not been completely and utterly bored at work in 11 years.  Surely there is some … Continue reading →

There’s plenty of people who think they have the right to complain about stuff when they have paid to watch it.  This is at least one of the most common reasons people give when they are criticised for being vocally … Continue reading →