Monthly Archives: February 2011

Der-der-der… That was my attempt at misdirection: my equivalent of loud bangs and smoke bombs.  I’m not sure that fella with the big collars is exactly shitting himself.  David Copperfield, that’s the one.  Is he still married to Claudia Schiffer? … Continue reading →

My listening habits when it comes to radio oscillate wildly (Smiths reference count:1, actually fuck this.  C***ron did The Smiths reference thing the fucking cunt.  He’s not going to put me off The Smiths with his cringing attempts at populism … Continue reading →

There’s certainly a new character in ‘Phil’.  A new dynamic has been added.  That’s right today is about Sainsburys again. So I went at lunch today and the store generally was tickety-boo again.  Until it came to queuing up for paying, when … Continue reading →

  There has been quite a lot of excitement at the workplace recently – justifiably: there has been a Sainsburys Express being built for the last few months.  And this week it opened.  The truth is that it had opened … Continue reading →

More problems with iTunes.  These were more self-inflicted ones though.  After plugging in and plugging several different discs into my laptop it got confused over where to find my iTunes library.  It is a complex machine full of processors yet couldn’t … Continue reading →

I am always happy to poke fun at the news when they make an overseas tragedy a top news story because there is at least one British person involved (noteable exception is the Chilean Miners but that was an exception not … Continue reading →

Despite where I work being a spirit-crushing place to work, which fulfils no part of my mind, body or soul I have never really been on the verge of leaving – apart from the one time I applied for a … Continue reading →

Small children are a kind of hangover cure.  After a day on the pop I would genuinely lie around doing little but watch films or American sitcoms – perhaps be dragged to the supermarket to be asked my opinion on … Continue reading →