Monthly Archives: October 2012

Apple of My iTunes I still have a number of irons in the fire of poor customer service. O2 haven’t yet got around to not charging me for things they never should have charged me for; Manchester Council/Manchester City still … Continue reading →

Der-der-der du-duh-de-de-de-der-der-duh der-der-der-duh-duh Unlike Alan Gordon Partridge I cannot recount the opening to Bond films off by heart. I do like Bond films, though. My Bond oddity? I have never seen a Dalton Bond. I point blank refused to watch him … Continue reading →

I think Chris Rock said it best about politics and issues. But democracy means you have to throw your weight behind one party/person above the others. Generally you go for the one whose views you share the most of, or … Continue reading →

Mo Away Mo-va Fuckber Like a small child who want something (the small child in this simile is/was me) Movember continued to tug at my leg asking me if I could just grow a moustache. “No you little metaphor fuck … Continue reading →

I got home to the twitter telling me that the last analogue TV signal of Britain was getting switched off. Even though most people hadn’t had/used analogue television for what? A couple of years? it was still kind of the … Continue reading →

Some stuff I’m about at the moment…. Modern Family Quite late to the party on this one. In fact I am really late. I imagine some people have left already (drank too much/babysitters/another party/embarrassed at spilling wine on rug) that I … Continue reading →

Mysterion When it comes to magic you need to be one thing or the other: someone who goes with being amazed or someone who pays it no mind. The people who feel the need to tell everyone how it is … Continue reading →

Model in lack of intelligence shock I think I am quite candid. I am happy to admit to a series of embarrassing truths about myself. But let’s make this clear: I was not watching America’s Next Top Model through any of my own free will. … Continue reading →