Monthly Archives: March 2012

Thursday 29 March 2012

Petrol Face As neither a driver not a car owner (the former kind of dictates the latter) and a loather of the general public this whole petrol craze that has swept the nation has been hilarious. The POSSIBILITY (bold and … Continue reading

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Wednesday 28 March 2012

Bus Stop Me If You’ve Heard It Before I was feeling lazy this morning so thought I’d get the bus into work. The 1 in 40 times that I decide to get the bus into work I can guarantee two things: … Continue reading

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Tuesday 27 March 2012

Summer’s Here How good is it to be summer again? Just ten weeks after Christmas it’s summer. Things I like about it being warm and sunny: it’s not a problem getting out of the shower (I mean because it’s not … Continue reading

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Monday 26 March 2012

Big Ben D’ughhhh Apparently there is a campaign to get the tower in which Big Ben is housed renamed after Queen Elizabeth II. What? You thought it was the place that was called Big Ben? You idiot. It is just … Continue reading

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Sunday 25 March 2012

Boozy The best laid plans eh? Today was meant to be incredibly productive: I intended to watch football, maybe play Call of Duty and watch some classic Mad Men episodes in preparation for Tuesday; Tuesday is the new series of Mad Men don’t you … Continue reading

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Saturday 24 March 2012

Boo-fucking-Hoo Hmmm. The footballing media continued to react to Fabrice Muamba as though the player had died rather than, fortunately, surviving.  Football Focus came from Bolton’s ground, replete with ‘memorial’ to the still alive midfielder.What has been troubling for me, … Continue reading

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Friday 23 March 2012

She Doesn’t Have A Lot To Say The Queen is a fucking stupid old bastard – not a statement I would necessarily want to be associated with. In many ways it is an odd statement to open my blog with … Continue reading

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Thursday 22 March 2012

Mona Tulisa Woke up to the Captial FM breakfast crew telling me Tulisa Contostavalos had apologised for her sex video via her Twitter account. They weren’t lying. She did do a video. And – sadly – she does  apologise at the … Continue reading

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