Monthly Archives: October 2011

Sunday 30 October 2011

You Hectic Mother Fucker What was this? A day with no plans? No over/under expensive cultural thing to attend? With no exercise pencilled in to stop me feeling like I am slowly dissolving? With no visit to hospitals? With no … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Saturday 29 October 2011

The Sweet Smell of Sucks Hess There is the slight chance I might be occasionally be negative of thought. Especially in terms of convincing myself something has gone wrong and getting angry about it before it has even gone remotely … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Friday 28 October 2011

If I Had a Pun There is No-el way I am going to do any more Noel Gallagher puns but, as I said to the people in North-West Wales’ biggest university town as they flambéed Germany’s finest ever organ playing composer after … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Thursday 27 October 2011

Noel Way I Was Wrong So I made a booby yesterday – and I don’t mean I fashioned a tit. When I was banging on about Stop Crying Your Heart Out being an inappropriate (in terms of how last songs … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Wednesday 26 October 2011

Leave² Today I worked out that I could (technically) have all of December off work and not even use the remainder of my annual leave. I wont bore you with the number – no I shall excite you with them…POW! … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Tuesday 25 October 2011

Drive I absolutely refuse to drive a car after I’ve had a drink. Mainly because I can’t drive – if I ever learn I think I will be able to drive well after a few drinks. You heard it here … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Monday 24 October 2011

It’s life gym; but not as we know it After the exertions of being driven back to Manchester after a long, hard evening watching the NFL at Wembley there would only ever be one sensible course of action when I … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Sunday 23 October 2011

Rugby Rugby “Where did you watch the Rugby World Cup final?” “Rugby.” “No, not what sport was it the final of – where did you watch it?” “Rugby, the place.” It sounds like an hilarious comedy sketch, but in fact … Continue reading

Advertisement

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment