Monthly Archives: February 2013

Cowboy I just have to assume that most people have day where send a work email to a group of people in the vernacular of a cowboy. Because if it is just me then I’m probably a little bit disturbed. … Continue reading →

Some years ago – let’s say less than 10 but more than two – I shared an office with a woman. It was a small office and the woman was…she was eccentric is a nice way of putting it. Not … Continue reading →

Is the labelling of the conditions a chicken was raised in on a packet of eggs as bad as having some horse meat in a beef burger? [That’s right I am answering my own questions, a question no-one is asking, … Continue reading →

How about we open a bar called Appropriate Behaviour? Then people will always be like I’m in Appropriate Behaviour when they tell people where they are  – it sounds like Inappropriate Behaviour, get it? Inappropriate behaviour is the done thing … Continue reading →

Delaying my check-up at the dentist definitely didn’t backfire. Some mild toothache was fine as karma.  Dutifully I made an appointment and stopped drinking Coke. Toothache went away. Any normal person would have cancelled their dentist appointment and wondered why … Continue reading →

Taking the Pistorious There’s something a bit rough bloke in a pub about the Oscar Pistorious trial. You know the guy in the pub is asking you aggressively if you’re staring at his bird and then asks aggressively why you’re … Continue reading →

Stephen Fry was at the preaching of atheism on Twitter today. To be fair the lad was hardly hammering it at Gervais levels but he did say a couple of things. A couple. Maybe three. Whatever Fry…get over it! .@bornagainbloke … Continue reading →

Are my feet the new Kate Middleton? We love Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton is a fucking idiot. How dare someone invade Kate Middleton’s privacy. Kate Middleton made the press respect her so much that a woman killed herself because of … Continue reading →