Monthly Archives: February 2013

Wednesday 27 February 2013

Cowboy I just have to assume that most people have day where send a work email to a group of people in the vernacular of a cowboy. Because if it is just me then I’m probably a little bit disturbed. … Continue reading

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Tuesday 26 February

Some years ago – let’s say less than 10 but more than two – I shared an office with a woman. It was a small office and the woman was…she was eccentric is a nice way of putting it. Not … Continue reading

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Monday 25 February 2013

Is the labelling of the conditions a chicken was raised in on a packet of eggs as bad as having some horse meat in a beef burger? [That’s right I am answering my own questions, a question no-one is asking, … Continue reading

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Sunday 24 February 2013

How about we open a bar called Appropriate Behaviour? Then people will always be like I’m in Appropriate Behaviour when they tell people where they are ¬†– it sounds like Inappropriate Behaviour, get it? Inappropriate behaviour is the done thing … Continue reading

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Saturday 23 February 2013

Delaying my check-up at the dentist definitely didn’t backfire. Some mild toothache was fine as karma. ¬†Dutifully I made an appointment and stopped drinking Coke. Toothache went away. Any normal person would have cancelled their dentist appointment and wondered why … Continue reading

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Friday 22 February 2013

Taking the Pistorious There’s something a bit rough bloke in a pub about the Oscar Pistorious trial. You know the guy in the pub is asking you aggressively if you’re staring at his bird and then asks aggressively why you’re … Continue reading

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Thursday 21 February 2013

Stephen Fry was at the preaching of atheism on Twitter today. To be fair the lad was hardly hammering it at Gervais levels but he did say a couple of things. A couple. Maybe three. Whatever Fry…get over it! .@bornagainbloke … Continue reading

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Wednesday 20 February 2013

Are my feet the new Kate Middleton? We love Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton is a fucking idiot. How dare someone invade Kate Middleton’s privacy. Kate Middleton made the press respect her so much that a woman killed herself because of … Continue reading

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