Monthly Archives: December 2011

The Wisdom of Crowds I don’t have a passive-aggressive girlfriend. When she said “you don’t have to come with me” when she announced she was going to have a wander around the shops it meant she didn’t necessarily expect me … Continue reading →

Topical Christmas ‘Gag’ Christmas doesn’t half make liars of everyone. And I don’t mean “yeah I really wanted that” liars on Christmas day. You know what I am talking about. Jingle Bells. We all sing along with it. We do … Continue reading →

Man of Principles Yeah, so you can completely read the Mail website if you’re going to mock it. That’s my new rule – one that conveniently allows me to read any celebrity gossip on the Mail website in case there … Continue reading →

So This is Christmas, I Hope You Have Fun I’m sure I have written about my recurring nightmare before. Well I have one when I am pretty, pretty drunk every now and again; it involves me thinking I am trapped … Continue reading →

Rocking Robin If I didn’t feel un-Christmassy enough (I don’t want to shatter any illusions but the buzz of Harrods was merely fleeting) the piss poor decision – of whoever runs these things – to make it rain wasn’t helping anything. … Continue reading →

Going Underground or Observations from A Registered Oyster Card User “This is Rabbi’s Revenger, this is a combustible line train terminating at Steve Redgrave” I do love the Underground. I mean the mass transit system in London – not just stuff that … Continue reading →

Chasing Christmas Despite Covent Garden (remember – no nuns!! LOLZ!!) delivering a good portion of Christmas my hunger for being festive still hadn’t reached full cessation. Harrods was the obvious place to try next. I’ve never been to Harrods but … Continue reading →