Category Archives: blog

I have a relationship with the song Killing Me Softly. It’s something I can confidently say is ironic. The words, you see, are about seeing someone sing a song and the song is like your life is being sang about. … Continue reading →

I know no-one is losing any sleep about the dearth of content. But I miss writing so, like, whatever. Can’t think of a better thing to write than a half-thought-out, half-started, half-finished stream of word-think about something quite sensitive and … Continue reading →

Woody has mainly been impressed with moving two stools around the floor of the…the thing we’re in. I’m not sure what it is, I think it’s a caravan. But it’s not a caravan like I think of a caravan. Can … Continue reading →

LOL This whole thing strikes me as something I have been annoyed about in the past, or should have been IF I WASN’T BORING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE LOVING MY CHILD. So, if I already wrote about this and … Continue reading →

I am at the point where a new book by a children’s author definitely makes me get momentarily excited, then annoyed when I find out it is not out until autumn. I can’t wait to read Shh! We Have a … Continue reading →

Ignoring things is a lot easier than getting annoyed by them, especially when you can’t do anything about them. People aren’t going to stop watching the Eurovision Song Contest because I don’t like it. They aren’t going to stop having … Continue reading →

There has been a context within which all my rhetoric around not voting Labour at this May’s General Election. The context is that I was always going to vote for Labour. I don’t mean that I have been trying to … Continue reading →

An app that puts a random bet on for you when you want to put a bet on but don’t have time to think about it or do it. This would save me a lot of time on Saturdays, studying … Continue reading →