Saturday 01 February 2014

I can see why the whole bedhead look is something that is style. Look at this picture of me from outside Old Trafford this morning, how beautiful does my hair look?

I am right out of bed.

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I haven’t even brushed my teeth. But by god I would drug me to have sex with me. Which is odd really when you consider I am a pretty willing sexual partner for this man: I have brought this man to orgasm hundreds of times over the years. Almost always both parties were willing. There have been a couple of times when it was borderline: a few times with a hangover it’s been a real headache scenario. You just have to get on with it.

You know that film where there’s a teacher who’s trying to make a point about context and there’s a picture of a couple kissing and then the big reveal is that it’s in the middle of a war? And then later on you find out that there full picture is even wider in scope and that the war is a film set and therefore it’s all a set up?

Well it’s not relevant here. Non of it – but the picture is less flattering if the full picture is shown and you see me in my jogging bottoms that I’d slept in. AND if you zoomed out again you would see that I was on the set of a film.

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